Excerpts from My Middle School Diary: The Beginning

Above in the ‘exsample’ diagram, an exspert anthropological study by an obviously pissed off sixth grader. In case you can’t read the captions:

- “BIG hoop earing. I mean were talking huge.”

- “Sneaker clogs. A big must for a major ditz.” Although I’d like to point out, that looks like ‘clitz’.

- “Glitter…enough said.”

- “Extremely shiny lips. Blindingly bright.”

- “Extremely tight big brand name shirts.”

- “Mid-drift…yes.”

Note the unintentional camel toe. I was truly an artist in the making. Also, this is the last time bell bottoms were in.